The cat sat on the mat.

This here's Harvey talkin'.
Cuss-ed wind's howlin' like a banshee!
Went t' call th' cat in from outside an' she jus' sat there lookin' annoyed.
Took me a minute t' figure out her butt was froze t' th' stoop.
Hadda pour warm water t' get 'er unstuck.
(She's OK, though.)
H.